🌟 Masterpost of my fanfic and Spotify playlists 🌟
1 year ago
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LEE PACE for Interview Magazine (2023)
“(About Short Kings) “Absolutely! I don’t know. [Thumbs up]”
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24 minutes ago
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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
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29 minutes ago
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You gotta write for funsies sometimes. Everything doesn’t have to be groundbreaking. Like. Who cares if it’s a little silly it is made out of love
ALT
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29 minutes ago
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people with siblings love saying shit like “you never played first degree murder knife chase?”
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1 hour ago
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Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!
why did he eat this
#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy I wonder…#POV: You are a bored housewife whose husband is constantly away on business trips and barely looks at you when he gets home#and this guy is rolling up to your house on like a weekly basis with a block of ice and his WWI thousand yard stare
Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy!
“Oh no, the ice man is too sexy and he’s going to fuck my wife while I’m not home” was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didn’t have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife.
This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.
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1 hour ago
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Do you eat the crust of your pizza??
It makes me stronger
I would literally rather die
A secret third thing I will explain in the tags
Let’s try this again but for longer
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2 hours ago
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idc if its a comedy show i need the most egregious despicable revolting abominable disgusting repulsive explicit sex scene between these two fuckers more than anything in the world
3 hours ago
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shigeru-miyamoto-ask-blog asked:
where do the funds from your merch go into, what charities
idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff:
me charity
im not mr beast, bitch
You said that in the tags already, we know, no need to say it twice
im not mr beast bitch
14 hours ago
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